False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine, but leaving us the instant we cross into the shade
Whatever happens, happens; no regrets
It isn’t about what religion you are, it is about what kind of person you are
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it
Best times to keep your mouth shut is when you’re swimming and when you’re angry
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
You don’t have to like me… I’m not a facebook status
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.